Strange Sleeping Habits

So, I guess I do some strange things in my sleep. I thought B does strange things in his sleep - his alarm goes off and he like picks up his phone trying to figure out how to answer it, then puts his phone down, goes back to sleep and then wakes up again and picks up the alarm clock and presses all the buttons on it... okay probably everybody does strange things in their sleep.

I threw my phone across the room a few weeks ago. I thought that was the extent of my sleep-weirdness. I mean, Krissy never said I did anything strange in my sleep. And she spend quite a bit of time with me... sleeping :P And I always tell people I'm easy to share a bed with cause I don't kick :P

Well. I made that comment about how I don't kick and B was like, yeah well you do everything else and I'm like, what are you talking about?

Apparently, I talk in my sleep. I hold entire conversations that make no sense whatsoever, and even some that make perfect sense except for the fact that I'm asleep during them. Okaayyy, strange, but, I think I've heard that before. My mom told me I talk in my sleep, and a couple room mates I've had have mentioned it, so... I guess I do.

But also - as far as I've ever known, I stay still when I'm sleeping. This is why I was so freaked out when I fell out of bed last summer - wtf was I doing in my sleep that could end up with me on the floor? I don't even move when I sleep! Or so I thought. I'm not sure where I got that idea - Daniel and I used to share a bed... not usually at the same time, it was just both of our beds, so we'd both sleep in it. Sometimes together, like, on opposite sides or something. And we both stayed in our own areas. He is probably the one who told me I don't move when I sleep.

Okay well, maybe I didn't then, but apparently I do now. B says I sit up to turn over. Like, instead of just rolling over like a normal person, I sit up and fling myself back down on the bed facing the other way. Wtf? Apparently he thought that this is just the way I roll over and can't do it any other way - so, totally, not true. I can absolutely roll over without sitting up - so why am I doing it this way in my sleep? And how the hell am I not waking myself up doing this?

Very weird.

But anyway - if I'm doing all this restless activity in my sleep, no freakin' wonder I'm always tired! I'm obviously not resting when I'm sleeping!

Money Money Money, Must Be Funny

In A Rich Man's World

So I was going to write an entry about how today I bought two pairs of shorts - as a rule I don't really wear shorts except maybe at home and only if it's like 95+ degrees inside. But I got suckered by the Macy's catalogue - I don't even get mail at my house, not my real mail, I use a PO box, but random advertising stuff does show up at the house and sometimes I look at it - where I saw pictures of cute plaid bermuda-type shorts and the catalogue said there was a sale and also included a coupon.

I think I'm pretty good a shopping if I do say so myself. I don't do much of it because I pretty much never have extra money, ever, for any reason. But also, most of my clothes are very old and things that fit me five years ago don't fit the same anymore - either they're just too old or I've changed shape, either way. So... my goal was four t-shirts and two pairs of shorts for eighty bucks. I figures coupon, sale, skills... yeah, should be able to do that. Well... two pairs of shorts, three t-shirts, and two pairs of earrings, $84. Not so bad, eh? I almost bought two different dresses, but talked myself out of it, being that I never, ever have an occasion to wear a dress, so they would just sit on my clothes rack looking pretty.

And I am going to wear the shorts - that is why I bought them - and that is that. BUT. Other things happened today besides me expanding my wardrobe.

( Enter George Foreman )

Well, supposedly, he's returning to the east coast sometime next week, and I'll see him then (and probably find out exactly what's going on here) but for right now... well, today I went shopping and bought two pairs of shorts - oh, and a pair of earrings that are big long six inch strands of feathers - think I can pull that off? I think I can.