Fortunes

Ok so, like the majority of the population, I am well aware that there is a fortune inside a fortune cookie.

However, today, I ate the fortune.

I know there is paper in the cookie. I know this. Somehow, though, I found myself munching on paper - by the time I realized it I was just like, wtf Lara, pay attention to what you're doing!

Yummy.

Now I'll never know what my fortune was...

Sigh.