Just So You Know I Don't Make This Shit Up
Aug. 2nd, 2008 01:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
exhilarationI have made it my mission to attend and enjoy a baseball game sometime this year.
Right. So. Remember my entry about the Phillies game and the rain delay and the crazy fan who did a slip and slide on the tarp and then ran into the tube? Yep. Finally on youtube. I knew youtube'd come through for me! As far as I recall, though, he was wearing pants...
I still maintain the opinion, though, that had he not dove into that tube, he could have escaped security.
Damnit, now I wanna play on a giant slip-and-slide!
Yes, by the way, I really have been periodically checking youtube to see if there were any videos up about the antics of the fans in that game. The whole part where the Philly Phanatic stomps on the Mets hat is still not posted :P
I had a completely surreal conversation at work tonight.
Yes, I am changing the subject. You noticed? Yeah baseball doesn't really hold my attention that long anyway.
Erica was supposed to come pick me up tonight - she didn't. I tried to call her. I just got her voicemail. Bevan and Jory ended up taking me home. They took me directly home. So no bar for me tonight. Whatever. That's what I get for not having my own transportation.
So I was sitting at the employee table eating a veggie quesadilla. I don't like a lot of the food we serve so sometimes I pretend I'm a vegetarian and ask the cooks to make up something for me :) Jory came in to wait for Bevan to get off, and the bar got sort of a late pop and so he couldn't really talk to her while he was working and Jory came and sat down with me and I shared my quesa with her. Cause I was trying to be nice. Cause I know she doesn't like me.
This is the girl who gave up an internship to come back here for the summer so she could spend time with her boyfriend. I think this is stupid. I have never voiced this opinion to either of them. But I was asking her about college and her major and stuff cause I was trying to be social and make conversation, and somehow she got to talking about her and Bevan's relationship and how she hooked up with a couple guys at school but didn't consider it a big deal, and she knows Bevan hooked up with someone too one night when he was really drunk, and she's not really concerned about that but she's curious as to whether it was someone hideous it only happened because he was drunk or whether it was someone hot and it only happened because she was drunk.
I was just kind of like, 0.o
She took this to mean that I know who it was.
Well, I do know who it was. But damned if I'm telling her, and I told her as much! If she really needs to know who it was, she can ask him, but I'm sure she's never gonna do that, because then she'd have to answer for all her dallying too.
And, god, I hope she never brings it up ever again, because wouldn't that just be a fabulous pickle?
I'm not so much mad at Erica because she didn't show up tonight as just puzzled. She never turns off her phone so I hope she didn't like fall into the Bermuda Triangle Part Two or something. I'm kind of inclined to think she was hooking up with someone, but I have no idea how true that might be.
I guess I should go to bed now. Growing girls need their sleep, you know.
I'm so not going to bed.
Right. So. Remember my entry about the Phillies game and the rain delay and the crazy fan who did a slip and slide on the tarp and then ran into the tube? Yep. Finally on youtube. I knew youtube'd come through for me! As far as I recall, though, he was wearing pants...
I still maintain the opinion, though, that had he not dove into that tube, he could have escaped security.
Damnit, now I wanna play on a giant slip-and-slide!
Yes, by the way, I really have been periodically checking youtube to see if there were any videos up about the antics of the fans in that game. The whole part where the Philly Phanatic stomps on the Mets hat is still not posted :P
I had a completely surreal conversation at work tonight.
Yes, I am changing the subject. You noticed? Yeah baseball doesn't really hold my attention that long anyway.
Erica was supposed to come pick me up tonight - she didn't. I tried to call her. I just got her voicemail. Bevan and Jory ended up taking me home. They took me directly home. So no bar for me tonight. Whatever. That's what I get for not having my own transportation.
So I was sitting at the employee table eating a veggie quesadilla. I don't like a lot of the food we serve so sometimes I pretend I'm a vegetarian and ask the cooks to make up something for me :) Jory came in to wait for Bevan to get off, and the bar got sort of a late pop and so he couldn't really talk to her while he was working and Jory came and sat down with me and I shared my quesa with her. Cause I was trying to be nice. Cause I know she doesn't like me.
This is the girl who gave up an internship to come back here for the summer so she could spend time with her boyfriend. I think this is stupid. I have never voiced this opinion to either of them. But I was asking her about college and her major and stuff cause I was trying to be social and make conversation, and somehow she got to talking about her and Bevan's relationship and how she hooked up with a couple guys at school but didn't consider it a big deal, and she knows Bevan hooked up with someone too one night when he was really drunk, and she's not really concerned about that but she's curious as to whether it was someone hideous it only happened because he was drunk or whether it was someone hot and it only happened because she was drunk.
I was just kind of like, 0.o
She took this to mean that I know who it was.
Well, I do know who it was. But damned if I'm telling her, and I told her as much! If she really needs to know who it was, she can ask him, but I'm sure she's never gonna do that, because then she'd have to answer for all her dallying too.
And, god, I hope she never brings it up ever again, because wouldn't that just be a fabulous pickle?
I'm not so much mad at Erica because she didn't show up tonight as just puzzled. She never turns off her phone so I hope she didn't like fall into the Bermuda Triangle Part Two or something. I'm kind of inclined to think she was hooking up with someone, but I have no idea how true that might be.
I guess I should go to bed now. Growing girls need their sleep, you know.
I'm so not going to bed.
