Adherents of the Repeated Meme

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From inanna_ishtar, because she asked :P

If you go over 45, you’re a bad influence. If you go under 10, chances are you live under a rock and have no life… even more harsh. Total the number of things in each list you’ve done.

No need to say which ones. If people really want to know they will message you.


1. smoked
2. consumed alcohol
3. slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex.
4. slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
5. kissed someone of the same sex
6. had sex
7. had someone in your room other than family
8. watched porn
9. bought porn
10. done drugs
TOTAL: 9

1. taken painkillers
2. taken someone else’s prescription medicine.
3. lied to your parents.
4. lied to a friend.
5. snuck out of the house.
6. done something illegal.
7. cut yourself.
8. hurt someone.
9. wished someone to die.
10. seen someone die.
TOTAL: 5

1. missed curfew.
2. stayed out all night.
3. eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
4. been to a therapist.
5. been to rehab.
6. dyed your hair.
7. received a ticket.
8. been in an accident.
9. been to a club.
10. been to a bar.
TOTAL: 9

1. been to a wild party.
2. seen the Mardi Gras.
3. drank more than four beers in a night.
4. had a spring break in Florida.
5. sniffed anything.
6. wore black nail polish.
7. wore arm bands.
8. wore t-shirts with band names.
9. listened to rap.
10. owned a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 5

1. dressed Gothic.
2. dressed prep.
3. dressed punk.
4. dressed grunge.
5. stole something.
6. been too drunk to remember anything.
7. blacked out.
8. fainted.
9. had a hicky
TOTAL: 8

1. snuck into someone else’s room.
2. had a crush on your friend.
3. been to a concert.
4. dry-humped someone.
5. been called a c@@@.
6. called someone a c@@@/
7. installed speakers in your car.
8. broken a mirror.
9. showered at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
10. brushed your teeth with someone else’s toothbrush
TOTAL: 2

1. consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
2. seen an R-rated movie in theater.
3. cruised the mall.
4. skipped school.
5. had surgery.
6. had an injury.
7. gone to court.
8. walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
9. caught something on fire.
10. lied about your age.
TOTAL: 7

1. owned/rented an apartment.
2. broke the law in the police’s presence.
3. made out with someone who had a gf/bf
4. got in trouble with the police.
5. talked to a stranger.
6. hugged a stranger.
7. kissed a stranger.
8. rode in the car with a stranger.
9. been harassed.
10. been verbally harassed.
TOTAL: 7

1. met face-to-face with someone you met online.
2. stayed online for 5 hours straight.
3. talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
4. watched TV for 5 hours straight.
5. been to a fair.
6. been called a bad influence.
7. drink and drive.
8. prank-called someone.
9. laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
10. cheated on a test.
Total: 7

Grand Total: 59

-If You Have Less Then 10.. write [Im A Goody Goody]
-If You Have More Than 10.. write [im still a goody goody]
-If You Have more Than 20 ..write [im average]
-If You Have More Than 30.. write [im a bad kid]
-If You have more than 40.. write [im a very bad infuence]
-If You Have 50…. write ..[wow.. im the worst possible person ever]

I'm also, you know, a grown up... sigh. I guess I can see being a bad influence, kinda sorta, I mean, ok, so, perhaps I had a small little problem with drugs, perhaps I got in a small little shit pile because of it... but most people don't have perfect lives and always make the best choices every single time... and besides most of these things are things most adults have done at least once...

Whatever.

Today is a hurt day. My head hurts. My back FUCKING HURTS. My shoulders hurt - yes, both of them, a LOT. My hands hurt. My hair - it hurts.

Also, my feelings are hurt. So is my pride.

Life sucks.

Comments

[yoursetcetera.livejournal.com]

Hmm... 33. I'm a bad kid, apparently.

You're not the worst person ever -- I feel like there should be a section that lists some violent crimes, and then a note at the end that says "if your total for this section is one or more, skip the rest of the lists and go directly to the end, you are a very bad person."

[lara-everlong.livejournal.com]

I like how owning a 50 cent CD makes you a worse person than not :P

[ellisbell1848.livejournal.com]

If you were 13 I'd say you were a bad influence, but at our ages I'd expect a result in the 50s. :0)

[lara-everlong.livejournal.com]

yeah I can see how laying on a couch with someone would seem like a pretty big deal at 13 :P